You look absolutely attractive when you show off your thong. You enjoy the luxury of great freedom around your pleasure zone. Everything is perfectly packaged, everything that is annoying simply stays away. Because the thong is not a classic pair of underpants, but rather a pair of “overpants”. A high-flyer. A grenade. A champion. Not a functional item, but a wonderfully comfortable eye-catcher. And an egg catcher … what a bon mot.
Hard training and then unacceptable packaging
Why do so many men train their tight asses at the gym only to wrap them up in a pair of washed-out pants afterwards? How stupid is that? Who’s going to be the loser here? Let’s take a closer look: In a pair of boxer shorts, everything slithers around uncontrollably. Motto: Let him swing. Briefs, on the other hand, are often so badly cut that unnecessary masses of fabric roll between the ass cheeks. And with the widespread retro pants, the trouser legs roll up, the fabric wears out and nothing is in the right place in the Middle Kingdom. You constantly have to fumble in your trouser pocket.
Only the thong fits perfectly and follows the maxim: well-filled at the front, nothing covered at the back. Or even shorter: full at the front, great at the back. In the string, you are the Terminator, the free spirit and the true hero. You literally wear your pants when you take them off. If your darling doesn’t like your string show, show him/her the red card. Redcard your sweetheart.
The know-it-alls don’t really know anything
Of course, there are countless contemporaries who know everything better, even when it comes to underwear. Especially the guys who have never worn a thong before. Her pubescent conclusion: thongs pinch, thongs are far too tight, thongs make you impotent. Thongs are gay and you get a cold butt. Hahaha. What complete nonsense. These string haters are eager to spread the wildest horror stories that a passionate stringer can only smile about.
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